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# best thing about Voyager:
it finished
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Enterprise ftw
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Enterprise was the worst thing that franchise ever spawned
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i dont think youve watched it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I think I've watched every episode of every series
and I'd be right
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# its good.
look at that full stop up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# enterprise is a total FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# enterprise IS a complete FAIL, because
I HAVE watched at least 10 key episodes. The only one which was good was "In a mirror darkly", since it discards the one-dimensional crudeness and laughable righteousness of the whole ENT crew. Irony is always good, but they unfortunately quit when they should not have to.
the beginning of every episode is just laughable. Ok, pioneers and all, but sailboats? please don't do this in a space movie.
who did the music score anyway? Creed?
the actors are so stiff they'd break.
where the fuck are the aliens in the crew? the whole series looks like a cheap and poor ripoff of any of the earlier series, like the ridiculous stargate.
they overdid the CGI. All animations look like a drew them at home. And I can't draw.

Still, if you like, it's just fine by me. You seem to be a too die-hard fan to be able to be critical.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# actually, ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# LIES!!!!
STONE THE UNBELIEVER!
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