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# *cries*
our reception smells of fish and chips as someone sat in there and had their lunch. I want some so badly....
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# top tip:
put white bread into your mouth, go down into the reception and breathe in as hard as you can... the white bread will end up tasting like fish and chips!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# oooh good plan
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I would feel your pain, but
A) You would slap me
B) I would prolly get arrested
and C) Mrs Vagabond and I had them on Wednesday night with teh full worx including curry sorse and chip butties. I would say we're fat pigs but it was the first time in about a year.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# This statement contains lies!
No-one on b3ta has a missus ;)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# It's always a little bit of a surprise to me
when I go home and find that my missus is still hanging around...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Well once they're sealed in, it's pretty hard for them to go anywhere.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I don't know
she's a lot cleverer than I am... I might be trying to brick her into the basement and then turn around to find that I've bricked myself in by mistake... and then she'd help me get out...

bloody do-gooder.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Are ya gonna have some tonight? Are ya?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :-( no
I'm making a roast...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)