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# I have a very very long version of this in joke form
From time to time I dust it off and am about to launch into it when in company. Then the Chutney wife gives me the 'look' and so I stop.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Indeed.
I can also get very dull with 'I'm an ex-tractor fan' and 'No, I'm a frayed knot'

Things that amuse no one but oneself.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Exactly this... :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A friend of mine emailed me that joke once
and to re-iterate the punchline she wrote 'I'm a frayed knot' followed by (i'm a frayed knot). That's a whole new level of thicko.
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I have a soft spot for it
Just because the guy who first told it to me put his heart and soul into the line 'You're a piece of string, aren't you? We don't like your kind here'. The disdain in his face was great.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)