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# For fucking fuck sake
I have a rap addict staying here. THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN JUSTIFY USING THE PHRASE 'ONE TIME' EVERY SECOND SENTANCE!

WTF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Yeh ah, know what I'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Well you make a b3ta first:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# what like,
"then one time, at band camp..."
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Keep the count going
like 'three times...' 'four times...' etc, if you get to fifty seven then punch them real hard right in the cock.

Then ask them if they've ever heard of the album Sex Packets by Digital Underground, if not then incinerate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# this one time, right,
i actually saw riverghost make a post that wasn't a threadjack.

i shit you not, man, i shit. you. not.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# TJ:
WHat's everyone up to tonight?

EDIT:

i actually saw riverghost make a post that was an image!

i shit you not, man, i shit. you. not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# :O!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# y'alls b trippin yah blud
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Can I see the pizza box again?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# No I have only male pizza
EDIT: Oh. OK.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# ONE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *claps hands*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *stamps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# That greasy cardboard makes me boke
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# says somethign about the food, i guess ..
don't drink water. fish fuck in it
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
#
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I am having trouble imagining how you use the term in any other way than to begin an antecdote involving one's self or one's mates
is he just a living blog or something? Is he Syncubus?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# He lives by the Cha-Cha Slide.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# from the next time he says it start a running tally
so first time you let him off and say nothign..

the next correct him and say "no, that two times."

the next "err.. excuse me thats three times now.."

etc. until either he stops or he shoots you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# only thing that can defend against one time
is "like, totally"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# why you be hatin on the bro, bro
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)