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# really? unlucky dude
*offers yoghurt for soothingness*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I'll find some one to eat it after I've finsihed... you get the camera.
we'll be millionaires before day break.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# it'll be the new 2 girls 1 cup
*registers particularlybadbacteria.com*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)
# lol good domain name
I tried to encourage my flatmate to do a spoof with me called too guys one hankerchief.. he was having non of it..

a hanky after a nose had been blown on it.. and no nose is not a euphamism.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# ideally it'd be a play on words for mmm..danone
blowing your nose in another's snot? hmmm this could have potential.

This is a euphamism....oh
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# more blow on it
then licked off yum yum yum.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# You made me do sick up my nose.
I'll be smelling that for days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# mmm the great taste of metal
...and the dodgy body fluids of others
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I like the little umbrella I've got in this COCKtail
I wonder if I can open it up on the way out of the urethra pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# *guts flash back*
baaah, evil short story.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# *winces*
think I need a piss all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# pfft
think I need a piss wank all of a sudden
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i need a wank
but it's not all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# haha you dirty, dirty man
why just one? is it possible to piss and wank at once?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# thats gonna make a mess of the bathroom.
or which ever room you choose to attempt it in.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# sort of, it's possible to piss with a hardon, but there's a little valve that blocks the urethra to the bladder when you hit the money strokes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# this be the voice of experience
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I got a lift home from someone I once worked with
who was shocked to find out that I'd never had a test for VD.

The whole "I've never fucked a prostitute" thing was lost on him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# vd you say?
here's everything you need to know

lovingly made by disney :D

EDIT:video on the website didn't work linked to it on youtube now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I'm happy to say that
that doesn't work for me. I can imagine it though.

Snow White going mad from syphilis; Beauty from Beauty and the Beast smoking a crack pipe and wondering where her next cock/rock was coming from; Goofy getting it up the wrongun' from Donald; Pluto/Daisy "interaction"; Screwed McDuck.

The internet should be banned!

EDIT: That's ace. "Skin to skin contact. It should only take you... seconds..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)