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# Never mind,
at least you can still have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# the first
single wank's always a bittersweet moment though innit. 'it's just me and you now little fella.'
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# hang on
you're at uni. There should be no such thing as the first single wank. you just go to the inevtiable wednesday or friday cheese-fest at uni and p-p-p-pick up a poontang. That's the wonder of university life.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# you've clearly never seen
stouff.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# oh so mean.
he has ladies that pay him for sex, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# technically that makes him a whore
and he still can't pull.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# *lets the
insults flow over him like water off a duck's back, safe in the knowledge that you sir are wrong*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Ladies is a bit of
exageration don't you think.
Swap 'Ladies' with 'Beings' and you'd be close.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)
# the way stouff tells is
she was a fox. although he might have meant this literally.

and phil - *ladies*? surely "lady"?
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# mmm,
vixen love.

Er, I dunno, more might pay for it one day. I was trying to be kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# *storms off
in a huff. proper drama queen style*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)
# you...you...
you...are entirely right. sob
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# ha ha haaaa
oh, you're not joking, are you?
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)