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you could pretend to miss the point and send her a mock form-letter as follows:

Dear Barbara,
Thank you for your email. I'm glad you enjoyed the masks; I hope you and yours have a fun Hallowe'en!
Yours spookily,
Postbear

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

dear barbara:

i can't understand your email. it was very upsetting to me. as a burn survivor i took the time to make some masks for frinds who had children who'd also suffered in a fire from some hypoallergenic materials because they were going to miss trick-or-treating this year. your email was terrible! we're all upset here and all i wanted to do was bring some joy into the lives of some less-fortunate kids and their families.

i don't know why you'd write such horrible things to me! i'm barely recovered and am still in so much pain already and now this! you should be the one who's ashamed!

that way, if she asks to meet i can make myself loof like a burn victim and wear a big mask similar to these ones (to cover my healing skin) and really creep her out.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

I belive you do loofa like a burn victim

you poorly exfoliated Canadian pinata

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)

you're so mean!

you sick bastard!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)

oh, I like that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

Suggest that she should take them and keep them and post pictures of herself wearing them to prove that she's kept them

or you're going to make more and give them to children directly without the frustration of craigslist and the internet fun police.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

heh, and tell her where and when i'm going to do it.

see if she shows up.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:03, archived)