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# While stocks last . . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i got battery acid in my mouth once
it was horrible as im sure you can imagine
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Why were you drinking batteries?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# it was a toy walkie talkie
the batteryhad leaked... its definitely an individual taste... i actually did it twice... i remember the second time thinking... "this tastes like battery acid"...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# something you should never know the taste of
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# use rechargeables next time
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# so it wan't lithiyummy?
*hides*
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I do not taste like battery acid
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# this needs to be made real RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I saw one on a Japanese show...
I think.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# those crazy japs!
what will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ^This!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it is both real and not worth paying extra for.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I know there have been toothpaste-pump-type contraptions.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# which you used for FIGGING?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I have just read all about figging.
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# here, try this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# SOMEONE DONE A SHIT IN THE GINGER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# no wonder i hadn't heard of it
i knew of it as feagueing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# what is this madness?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# stick a lump of ginger up a knackered horse's arse
it burns and makes the horse look much more lively, making it a lot easier to sell to unsuspecting types.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# i would pay extra for the marmite version
as marmite is best when applied thinly from a roll-on device.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# yay marmite!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# i shall try this
it may even be as nice as brown sauce on ginger biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
*runs*

It'd prolly give you the runs too!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# ^this!
I would buy one for sure!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# you may have to go to japan for it
pick me one up while you're there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Will do!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# oh, and some sushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha! One very drunked night in my college days
an equally drunked companion, suddeny was struck with the inspiration that "woudn't it be great if you could get cheese in a tube" Squeezy dairy goodness to put on toast. Dsespite all out attempts to convince him this had already been achieved and was widley available... he steadfastly refused to be brought around.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *glees*
But my toats is currently being non-dry with cheesy baked beans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)