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[challenge entry] Sorry.

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(tak_lad bicketyfukinbam, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)
# no apology required.
play space invaders here. i do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I just failed out of college :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:29, archived)
# could be worse.
you could care about college.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Indeed
Only assholes who own businesses care about college
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:35, archived)
# fake your degree. hiring departments don't check them as often as you think.
save time and money.

also: i assumed you were joking. are you?

and if you're not joking, are you microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)
# I am joking
I am doing my best to make enemies with my professors by calling them agents of indoctrination in my response papers though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:49, archived)
# OH YOU ARE NAUGHTY I WAS CHOKING UP HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I mean, give me time :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)
# no. you are out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:21, archived)
# INTERESTING FACT I LEARNED:
There is more money, more fun and less pressure working in a call centre.

So many people with degrees work shitty shitty jobs at shitty pay with no recognition because they're "qualified".

I just shout at people and get paid.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)
# RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU
 
at least my boss is as stoned as I am, that makes for a pretty good work environment I must say
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:46, archived)
# AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE NEARBY TO SHOUT AT
I SURF THE INTERNET

and yes, stoner bosses can be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)
# bastards. i have an interview later this week.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Remember: Word every response as "Situation, Action, Result".
Most recruiters are more interested in how you reply rather than what you reply with.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:01, archived)
# so i don't have to shower?
good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I don't know that for sure, but I have my suspicions.
 
we can't be that alike otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I learned something else a while ago:
They're all stoners. More than half the people you work with are regular smokers and half of who's left are occasional smokers.

For some reason everyone denies it but we're all in the same fucking club.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)
# yeah, except for that one jerk who you always wonder what IS that guy's fucking problem?
 
HE DOESN'T SMOKE, THAT'S WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:49, archived)
# That's funny as that would seem like the lowest circle of customer service hell to me.
Anyway, my degree isn't going to qualify me for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Fuck customer service
get into telemarketing. My entire life changed when I picked up a shitty telemarketing job (between other jobs, I thought at the time).

You get paid to sit on your ass and piss people off all around the country.

Bring in a few bucks and everyone loves you for being a dick to their customers. Let those collegepeople get paid shitty wages so they can be proud of their jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:50, archived)
# do you work from home?
my headhunter keeps offering me those jobs, skype-based nonsense. i resist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:56, archived)
# No, I run a call centre now.
Those work from home jobbies can be pretty sweet though, most people just trust that you aren't going out of your way to piss people off.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)
# well, i sure can be trusted in that manner.
my friend who died of cancer a few weeks ago did a gig for a big pizza place that way. she hated it but because she was an independent operator, if drunk goofs pissed her off she'd just tell them to go fuck themselves and hang up on them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Personally I like to just persist with the offer if they get abusive.
"I just really don't want you to miss out on these savings, sir. Please just let me explain to you what a fantastic deal this really is."

If they start talking, just start shouting their full name until they start listening.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)
# haha, i hang up on people like you.
i once called a telemarketer a cunt and she called me back to yell at me. there were many screams that night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Oh, I never bothered with revenge calls.
If I hadn't fucked with them enough on the first call, I wasn't doing my job properly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:16, archived)
# she was pretty angry. it was a rude thing to say but she really got on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:22, archived)
# when i was a kid my parents got sick of me bringing the phone all the way to them
if it was just a telemarketer anyway

so they told me to tell them, if they don't want to leave a message, that we're not interested. so, the next time we had a call, i did just that.

...boy, did that lady rip me a new one. she summoned the angry black woman inside her and made my 12-year-old self not want to answer the phone again for months.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)
# hahahaha
I want to do this now
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:16, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 
SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:31, archived)
# doubtful sound.
i just heard that name and i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)
# also: Doubtless Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)
# pretty.
we have a stack of 'comfort's and such here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:51, archived)
# their real names are Patea and Rangiaohia, respectively.
 
FUCK YOU, CAPTAIN COOK
HOW'S HAWAII TREATING YOU, HUH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)
# heh.
you should have heard the whitebread mouthbreathers here when 'nunavut' was named.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:00, archived)