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# *thinks*
Damn, my stein's at my mum's house. IT's great though, it says 'Wacken 2004' on it and I can fit amazing amounts of ale in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# That's alright.
Just the corset will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That is one emo profile, sir.
Cheer up, have an eccles cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Ha. It is I suppose.
I used to have a different name but then I realised that I'd rather separate B3ta from all the other websites I use. So I changed and deleted all the fun stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Have an eccles cake.
Could you get me one as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Eew, no way. Haven't they got raisins in?
I just had a rice crispy square.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Homemade or one of those godawful marshmallow things?
They taste of bleach and sweetener, to me.

Eccles cakes are better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Not those manky things.
A fresh one from a bakery. They didn't have any caramel slices (which are obviously the superior cake-product).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ...excuse me a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# You stay away from my mum's house
my dad'll kill you if he finds you hiding in the walls again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# But my mouse costunme is much better now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You're still over 6 foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# not if I crouch
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Then your meatus brushes the floor and makes that awful rasping sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)