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# I'll watch it for you
Through my little binoculars OOoorghhh.

Going to see steve coogan live in 2 weeks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# My mate got tickets for norwich!
/its really jealous blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Haha, classic Norwich :)
Ahhhh, try pedestrianising this...

Partridge you WANKER!

Just play some music over that, drown it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# WATER-way to have a good time!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I hit a fox once.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# yes, um in the peak district
i remember seeing the reflection in its eyes just befoe i hit it. But i didnt kill it, thats the tragic thing, so i had to go and finish it off with a jack"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?!?!?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I dont care who invented the skip, bobby bloody moore i dunno
mmm thats wrong.
Yeah i wouldnt eat one of your tomatoes if it came up and said eat me, which wouldnt be surprising considering the rubbish you put in them
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Ill have a pint of bitter
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# it's very malty...
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hello Camp David!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# You feed burgers to swans!
Do I? well perhaps you'd like to tell me what's wrong with feeding burgers to swans! If you fill it up with fat it'll float better!

Really?

NO YOU COMPLETE CRETIN!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah you are a big posh sod with plumbs in your mouth
and the plums have mutated and theyve got beaks.
BEAKS?!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# why am i so massive?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# You know your onions
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ooooo
I'm jealous. Hope he does Tony Ferrino

"bigamy at christmas, what can i do?
spend it with the family? I can't, I've got two"
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Haha I loved that record!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# me too
"You know a lot of men say a womens place is in the home. I was one of those guys, I was such a laaaarge twat. But i think if a woman wants to work, she should be encouraged. This is my tribute to the working lady, its called 'Lap dancing lady'"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# :O
oh jesus, this just bought bag a terrible memory of this massive bald metal-loving fat bloke i used to work with who was never shy to admit he had a crush on Pauline Calf!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hhaha
fucking hell. I bet there are a few people who still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# he knew well enough that it was Coogan in drag
but that still didn't put him off. which is far worse than ignorance!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)