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# I need your clothes and your motorcycle
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# He doesn't like his boots?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Have I ballsed that up?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Speaking of motorcycles
I took my CBT today and managed to launch myself into a bush while a superhott girl was watching. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# that blows
did you get her number at least?
or mouth to mouth?... not liek that was necessary..
(Argentum, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# nope I didn't get her number
gutted

I managed to ditch the bike so was uninjured and not in need of mouth to mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# and she didn't run over to see if you were okay
or even to laugh? what a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)