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# Cool
Although I can't help but feel that crossbow would be somewhat ineffective.

when shot at pretty much anything
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# aye, it looks a bit weedy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I mean, you could probably get someone in the eye
which would smart a little, maybe need some eyedrops and an eyepatch for a week
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# It could shoot lots of dangerous things...
poison drawing pins.
angry wasps.
...
very hard peas.

small bits of glass.

blu tac, with staples in it.

Edit: see, I think we've all learned that the dangers of a crossbow are not directly related to the size of the crossbow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ANGRY WASPS WILL DESTROY US ALL!
*runs around waving hands in the air and screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Sharpened pencils
very long screws
small snakes

You could make a tiny totem pole out of spiders and shoot that at someone.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# fleas holding axes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Miniture lions on PCP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ducks....small angry ducks
QUAAACK!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Pebbles with mean faces drawn on them
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Steady on young man, this isn't rotten.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Crossbow bolts?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Don't be silly


(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# pfffft
isn't Clan Soul silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Far too silly. >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Tanks and rhinos.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Frozen piss sharpened to a point.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# yeah
it looks like it shoots toothpicks
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Bend over and we'll test this theory of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I think a pretty comprehensive test of effectiveness
would be to see if it's capable of stapling someone's genitals to a table.
Do that once or twice and no one would want to fuck with you
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Its for:
pistol whipping people, just to put them in their place.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)