YOU CANNOT INVOKE THE GOD OF HANDLEBAR MUSTACHES
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55,
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WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT MEWE ARE THE LEMON IS THE TEXT ADVENTURE, WHAT ARE YOU? MR SHOUTY MAN?
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:56,
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I'm not shouting!!!!I'm very far away, but with caps lock on.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:04,
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//YOU INVOKE THE GOD OF HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHES//HE APPEARS FROM A GIANT HAIRBALL AND SEEMS RATHER
//ANGRY. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?", HE SCREECHES,
//HIS MAGNIFICENT MOUSTACHE QUIVERING WITH RAGE.
//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(//ANGRY. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?", HE SCREECHES,
//HIS MAGNIFICENT MOUSTACHE QUIVERING WITH RAGE.
//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:57,
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apply butter
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:00,
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//YOU EAT THE GRUE INFRONT OF THE MOUSTACHE GOD//THIS ONLY SEEMS TO ENRAGE HIM FURTHER.
//WITH A CRY OF FURY HE HURLS A CURSE AT YOU.
//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!
//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(//WITH A CRY OF FURY HE HURLS A CURSE AT YOU.
//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!
//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19,
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//TAKE SAUSAGE FROM INVENTORY//HANG FROM MOUTH
//NOB FACE
(//NOB FACE
GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21,
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//YOU HAVE NO SAUSAGE.//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!
//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25,
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//TIE FACIAL HAIR TO STALAGTITE//USE FACE GROWTH TO ABSEIL DOWN CLIFF FACE
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32,
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