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# all the humus been absorbed by it going on too long
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# remove the party pooper.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *cocks shotgun*
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# don't cum up the barrell, it's a disaster to clean out!!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Remember the time you did that and dropped the gun on the butt and it went off?
Ha, good times.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# remember it? Ive got my bollock in a jar to prove it!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# My cousin once got barbed wire embedded in the bone in his little toe.
And the barbed wire was attached do the floor, so he couldn't go anywhere.
It was hilarious, we had to find a nearby stranger to call 999.
Soon enough, a fire engine came along and cut him free with wire cutters, and he was carted off to the hospital.

When he returned, he had the wire in a jar and he named it "toe-bait".
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# i got a fishing lure stuck in my arse cheek, so a trip to the doctor later
i still have most of the lure (most was cut off) but the little bit that had to be ripped out i didn't get back.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahah christ
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# that's a rather disrespectful way to handle a weapon
:D
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# that'd be a cool thing, a poop so amazing it only comes out at parties
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hum, yes, but not if it happens to be in your trousers at the time.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# haha here's one i made earlier
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Made entirely of confetti
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# awesomosaurus!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)