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# i had a bacon and egg sarnie yesterday, or the day before I can't remember.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# bacon and egg belongs in soup form
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# how can you have bacon and egg soup?
what did you do? spill beer upon your fry up?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# no. i made soup.
it had bacon and egg in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# can you swear, gulp after every sentence or say 'pukka'?
if so there is a career in TV for you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i can swear and gulp
but if i ever said the p-word, i'd have to decapitate myself.
also, my tongue is of average thickness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# it's an italian insult. "Everya time-a i pukka yo mumma, she-a make-a me spaghetti!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# heheh
i'd love to see some italian bloke tell jamie oliver he'd been pukking his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# just to see jamie cry and threaten to tell on him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes.
either that or kill him with a cleaver, then get sent to prison for murder and spend the next 20 years being brutally arse raped by a large sheffield man named george.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# you can call me george if it helps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# do you wish to brutally arse rape jamie oliver?
if so, i shall be happy to call you george.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# oh i thought it was you who wanted the brutal arse raping.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# very few people
want brutal arse rape...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oh, i'll have to remember that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# please do.
i don't want to have to get another restraining order
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *shakes angry fist*
...saturday morning I had a fried egg and several rashers of bacon in a toast sandwich.... MMMMMMMMMMMM......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# did you have to make it yourself? mum made mine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Made it myself, and so enjoyed it all the more :D
talking of people cooking for others:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7654606.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# what a champ! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# they were taken to hospital??
surely a cup of tea and a sofa would have sufficed?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# and a trip down to the local petrol station 24hour shop for snacks
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)