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# 10/10 for originality, skill and topical-ness

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# silly augsav.
pig is not pitbull

EDIT sorry - very rude - excellent shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Is this more to your liking then?
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I love pitbulls, they always look so happy.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# because they can chew on
their own balls
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# needs more lipstick!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# nice shop. probably still would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I would now, but wouldn't before.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ....I could really go for a bacon sammich right now.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# i had a bacon and egg sarnie yesterday, or the day before I can't remember.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# bacon and egg belongs in soup form
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# how can you have bacon and egg soup?
what did you do? spill beer upon your fry up?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# no. i made soup.
it had bacon and egg in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# can you swear, gulp after every sentence or say 'pukka'?
if so there is a career in TV for you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i can swear and gulp
but if i ever said the p-word, i'd have to decapitate myself.
also, my tongue is of average thickness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# it's an italian insult. "Everya time-a i pukka yo mumma, she-a make-a me spaghetti!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# heheh
i'd love to see some italian bloke tell jamie oliver he'd been pukking his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# just to see jamie cry and threaten to tell on him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes.
either that or kill him with a cleaver, then get sent to prison for murder and spend the next 20 years being brutally arse raped by a large sheffield man named george.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# you can call me george if it helps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# do you wish to brutally arse rape jamie oliver?
if so, i shall be happy to call you george.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# oh i thought it was you who wanted the brutal arse raping.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# very few people
want brutal arse rape...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oh, i'll have to remember that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# please do.
i don't want to have to get another restraining order
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *shakes angry fist*
...saturday morning I had a fried egg and several rashers of bacon in a toast sandwich.... MMMMMMMMMMMM......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# did you have to make it yourself? mum made mine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Made it myself, and so enjoyed it all the more :D
talking of people cooking for others:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7654606.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# what a champ! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# they were taken to hospital??
surely a cup of tea and a sofa would have sufficed?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# and a trip down to the local petrol station 24hour shop for snacks
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Her little smile is making me laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Needs more lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ...
lipstick hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# of the flaming variety?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Flaming and pissing anthrax everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
#
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lipstick-pig-row-hits-obama-925592.html
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# yeah I saw that
this still needs hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# She's a creationist
Anti-gay, anti-abortion, and running for a leading position in a cabinet controlling the world's largest nuclear arsenal.

Sounds like heaven - Bill Hicks, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Tell me when lord...
Like I said NEEDS HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's actually quite cute
i would have one as a pet.

before i slaughtered and ate it, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# You'll find most places won't let you have one
it's a min of two or nought!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# actually, i knew that.
damn you, hugh fearnley-whittingstall! you've made me learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I still thing that the River Cottage Spring series was the best
They could have done a show purely on the Branble Farm guys!:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i was amazed
that none of their livestock was stolen. if i thought i could get away with it, i'd have chickens in my garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Me too!
What size garden do you have? Even a small one would house one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# it's a big garden
but it's communal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Sorry
Shopped images only!

EDIT: Nice front testicle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# id still do her
cough
(trent666, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha!!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Argh Fuck, turn it into bacon QUICK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)