I like to think he's half stooland not like poo but you know, a piano stool. His mum had a steamy affair with a great piano stool, but their love was an unconventional one, they were shunned by their families and had to run off to pastures new. There badgerstool was concived, the other children used to tease him at school, but the love of his parents helped him through. And the money he found in the house helped even more, to buy that high powered sniper rifle and kill all the bastards that had ever made a snide comment about him.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:23,
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That's EXACTLYhow it happened...
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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:24,
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hahaha fuck!that's so much better than my paltry penis/faeces effort
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sock more tea vicar?,
Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:24,
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