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# hello doris
do you know mavis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# silly smash monkey!
mavis is a mammuf, and therefore extinct!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# :)
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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# nicee
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# gah!
if they'd been born in the same time period, i'm sure they'd have been friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# of course
all my newly-found-pen-animals are very friendly.

Except Hubert, he's a right bitter little shit because he's been very badly drawn.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# he needs to floss
he has arms poking out of his mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# good idea
unfortunately he cannot floss as his badly drawn front feet can't reach his huge and badly drawn mouth. All this just adds to his bitterness.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# can they reach his scaly todger?
dental hygiene always comes second to a quick hand shandy, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Or combine both with new Colgate Spunk-o-Flouride!

Just take two pills a day and give your jizz all the minty goodness of our top selling toothpaste!
Comes complete with funnel for self-administration!


(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i must have such a product!
from whence may it be purchased?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# *sticks poorly drawn labels on boxes of Tic-Tacs*
It just so happens that I have a supply right here...
Only five pounds a box!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# CHA-CHING!
*buys eleventy*

wait a minute! these are naught but common tictacs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# *scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)