Pfft!I havent watched Black Books in too long!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:04,
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Small, medium, Goliath or God.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05,
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how many chips do you want?40?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05,
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This belt is made of real leather. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06,
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are they leatherbound pounds? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08,
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Smoking makes you dead. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:09,
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when y're y'know... doing your skinhead threesom thing in the middle of the night, do you get confused between your heads and your arses Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:11,
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Millwall Millwall, you're all really dreadfuland all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:15,
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this is you. tra-la-la-la tra-la-la-la Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:16,
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:DI'm sorry you remind me so much of him, if you're at all offended. I'm sure if I ever caught you in a bad mood you'd be Bernard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:18,
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i've had far worse comparisons.i invite less of them now that i'm surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke and empty wine bottles all the time.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:21,
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'i'm surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke'You caved?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22,
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So Jim, have I ever told you about the old country?The songs! Oh Jim, they'd melt your face. "Ohh I live in a shoe on Moore Street, I'm a prostitute from Newry..."
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:19,
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Why......why did you buy a wicker toilet? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:20,
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Uhh got to blend in with a heavy metal group... who stole some... furniture. Bastards.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22,
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Sat on myself to some extent...We've got to stop this, we look like fools.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22,
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I've been doing this job for tweny minutes- YEARS!Twenty years. Since I was... fifteen. And uhh you know, it doesn't get any easier. That's why I've made my decision to retire. That's right, Barry, I'm retiring. Nogsy was my last case. I've had a hundred per cent success rate. I'm only getting older and slower. It's time for this old warhorse to be put out to pasture.
(had to check that one -- but only a very wee bit)
((had to check that one -- but only a very wee bit)
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:24,
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You hear that? He's up there... mewing in the nerve centre of his evil empire. A ground rent increase here, a tax dodge there? he sticks his leg in the air, laughs his cat laugh... and dives back down to grooming his balls!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07,
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What'sthetemperature? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07,
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Guaranteed the whole 'what happens at half ten' thing happenswhen myself or my friends ask the time and it is infact half ten.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:10,
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