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# Not at my local chippie
The mushy peas are not to be attempted
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Wrong end of the country for mushy peas
IMO, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ^ This
QUICK - Everyone into the North!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# The only thing stopping me is that this is where my parents and mates are.
If I could take them I'd be back up in Sheffield sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Silly Wow
Sheffield is hardly North

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Come and talk to people down here
some would give the impression that Birmingham's in the Arctic Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Well why else is my sister wearing a polar bear?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# She is a glacier mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# That would actually explain a lot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# minty fresh sister
this is a hard conversation to have without offending.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I was about to go for
transparent so you did better than me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# yes
... perhaps I should set up some sort of informative pamphlet to highlight the things the North has to offer... and also where it is.

... It's Great Up North! or The North: it's not for everyone (but if you don't like it you're wrong)... or The North: it's not much colder, but there's significantly fewer tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Also: nicer accents and archaic occasional Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you can contribute to the pamphlet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# 'Sturdy Northern Birds'
Why They're Better Than Skinny Southern Bits of Fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# then you should clearly move
... *narrows eyes*

do they have pease pudding in your butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# No, but they do have wild boar :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm afriad that's not good enough
rare breeds is all well and good, but pease pudding is one the the FUNDAMENTALS of butchering.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I shall enquire next time I'm in
Meantime I shall defrost the genuine haggis sitting in my freezer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# :D
this is ALWAYS a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I intend to cook it very slowly
Then stuff it up a very large chicken
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *goes cross eyed*
*and erect*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yup, nothing like inserting boiled offal up a fowl carcass to get a man going
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# it's chapter 1 page 1
of foreplay for beginners isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# 'Chapter 1: Using Innards Effectively'
By Dr Alex Discomfort
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)