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# Today, Badly Drawn Paint Monkey's lunchtime clown was a bit under-cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# if by 'classic', you mean
'childishly drawn crap', then I think you're spot on! I was bored, and only have Paint and a crappy mouse here at work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM is the noise the munkey is making
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# absolutely!
www.chillicustard.co.uk/cc/b3tapics/bdpm-lunch.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Eating?
I dun this - toadally not werth it's own thread, but it started because I was hungry:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Omnomnom.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# cheeky
/insert mostly harmless gag

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# you!!!!!
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *inhales*
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/passes out

it was my Bday yesterday, i celebrated by braining myself on the
underside of a kitchen worktop quite hard, there was blood and everything.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# sounds painful and dizzying
also happy birthday and ecky thump
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ta!
it did mean though that i couldn't drink the King Cobras i had bought as i was bleeding quite heavily.

My romantic evening in with the missus turned into
a game of how long i could hold my head still before
the ice pack fell off...

:D
still, older and wiser now!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# sounds like someone's trying to kill you off before you
get too old...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Darwinism in action!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# oi!
we'll have none of that Riff Raff in 'ere
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# they're obviously after my pants!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# they are nice pants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# yikes
*cheeses it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# that monkey can't blame us if he eats that and it tastes funny
:D

edit: shit, I really fancy some chips right now, proper greasy chips with lots of salt and vinegar and lots of buttery buttered bread
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ooooooooh
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# oh yeah man
this is the thing to be done

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Proper fish and chip shop chips?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# quite so!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# With curry sauce
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# maybe
now I think it needs a fis tho

traditional english fish and chips with curry sauce and buttered bread and plenty of salt+vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Chicken and mushroom Pukka Pie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I applaud your choice of mass-produced pastry-encased snackage
you can't beat a good cluck and fungus pie.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Better than cow and urine-factory pie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# curry sauce is often
inferior to mushy peas.

That is all I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Not at my local chippie
The mushy peas are not to be attempted
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Wrong end of the country for mushy peas
IMO, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ^ This
QUICK - Everyone into the North!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# The only thing stopping me is that this is where my parents and mates are.
If I could take them I'd be back up in Sheffield sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Silly Wow
Sheffield is hardly North

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Come and talk to people down here
some would give the impression that Birmingham's in the Arctic Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Well why else is my sister wearing a polar bear?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# She is a glacier mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# That would actually explain a lot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# minty fresh sister
this is a hard conversation to have without offending.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I was about to go for
transparent so you did better than me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# yes
... perhaps I should set up some sort of informative pamphlet to highlight the things the North has to offer... and also where it is.

... It's Great Up North! or The North: it's not for everyone (but if you don't like it you're wrong)... or The North: it's not much colder, but there's significantly fewer tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Also: nicer accents and archaic occasional Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you can contribute to the pamphlet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# 'Sturdy Northern Birds'
Why They're Better Than Skinny Southern Bits of Fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# then you should clearly move
... *narrows eyes*

do they have pease pudding in your butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# No, but they do have wild boar :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm afriad that's not good enough
rare breeds is all well and good, but pease pudding is one the the FUNDAMENTALS of butchering.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I shall enquire next time I'm in
Meantime I shall defrost the genuine haggis sitting in my freezer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# :D
this is ALWAYS a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I intend to cook it very slowly
Then stuff it up a very large chicken
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *goes cross eyed*
*and erect*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yup, nothing like inserting boiled offal up a fowl carcass to get a man going
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# it's chapter 1 page 1
of foreplay for beginners isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# 'Chapter 1: Using Innards Effectively'
By Dr Alex Discomfort
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# and chow mein
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# a divergence has occured
one can have either fish and chips or chow mein and chips

it seems wrong to have all three together
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That's not fair
what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm nawty
and I don't work hard enough ... but I'm likeable and a bit too clever for someone so lazy.

also - I'm mischievous and cheeky, a little bit patronising sometimes and I have an inflated self opinion.

but - likeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I think you're just splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :D
you're a sweetie... although I wasn't fishing for compliments.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ah well, you'll just have to take that one and deal with it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# lovely - thought I'd stick this here
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# HE IS SERIOUS AND SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# HE SHITS SERIOUS
like pooing out a kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# HE SHITS BLOCKS OF UNIFORM SERIOUS AS MEASURED BY IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# seriously
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# He should be fatter and wearing glasses
but woo!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ...and wanking furiously
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# >:C
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# MR INTERNET, and other serious MR MEN...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Mr Hitler!
Who does he think he's kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Go on then....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# and....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hehehehehehehehe
Oh good God
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)