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# if?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Ssssssssshhh
she doesn't know yet
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Well duh.
Vampires only die if they get stabbed in the heart or set on fire. If that doesn't happen, I don't die.




Have you ever heard of vampire suicide? I just realized that in all the vampire books I've read, none have commited suicide. Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Well maybe,
maybe they go to a steak house... sorry
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I don't ge-
Oh...wait...I get it.
*facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Be careful
that might be the way Vampires kill themselves, with a lethal facepalm!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# OMG NOOO!
*unfacepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# are your palms growing hairy?
it may be a bad sign
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *looks*
Noo...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# then all is well sister
I shall see you in the shadows, mwahh ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *backs into shadows*
*cloak swirls about*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)