
it doesnt count if you started off looking at craigs list ads ...
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:16,
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toss session must be initiated and completed solely by looking at p4linpics. there is no time limit although taking more than four hours to overcome flaccidity may be considered psycho-traumatic-erectile-dysfunction. p4lin may not be used anally so as to prevent any puns pertaining to p4lins in the ass. egyptology afficionados may use a p4limpset to achieve the final result but this must contain effigies provided in this thread. you must be this big to climb on this ride. thank you.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:25,
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the sturgeon genital has determined that forceful auto-erotic-manipulation whilst looking at pictures of the incumbent vice president may be hazardous to your well being, unlike the autopluker2000, which is approved by the central scrutinizer and does not leave the physical and emotional scarring of lesser kits.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:36,
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...he was a very nice boy... he used to cut my lawn... he was a very nice boy...
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:40,
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