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# Is that a bunsen burner or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# just pleased
now hand over that lovely cayke
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# All I have is apple crumble
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Excellent!!
That sounds absolutely nommy - custard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I have just been watching some kind of cookery
programme and the food all looked scrumptious!

They even went to the farm where the man makes Stinky Bishop Cheeses....

NOM NOM NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I'm sorry but the name "Stinky Bishop Cheeses" made me feel quite ill
I love cookery programmes though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# But it is Wallace and Gromits favourite!
And it is washed with Perry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I had some mature cheddar "cornish cruncher" the other day
by god, it's yum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ooooh that sounds really nice!
Cheddar am the bestest! Where was it from?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Er, Tesco's I think
It has lots of calcium crystals in it, hence the crunchy bit

It is really really nom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Well I shall have to visit the bastion of cheap
food post haste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I tend to wash my stinky bishop cheese off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# me neither. but I do wonder whether it tastes like gorgonzola.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Have a nibble and let us know
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# How many days will it take to build up enough for cheese on toast.
Place your bets now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Now THAT'S newsletter material
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# well if it was a very small peice of toast...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Sadly not, nor ice cream.
On the plus side, I just got an enormous pork shoulder for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Silly porsche! Pork shoulder is not teabag
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# If I can find a big enough mug I'll prove you wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I'm a pretty big mug
Roast that pork shoulder, plenty of crackling

Insert into Dixon

nomnomnomnomnom

God, I'm starving.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It's 2.5 kg of solid meat and fat.
It's going to feed me for days
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Cook it with Pears!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I do enjoy eating a nice juicy pear now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# That would take AGES
I think an oven is best.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# sooo very very huuuungry
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
But what Dixon said, it is called Dinner you lardy commoner you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ah, but some people call lunch dinner.
The whole area is a minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Only up north with you commoners like!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)