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# Released in six days...

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(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# LOL!
How random :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I think you'll find this is random
www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/toolbox/stats/uniform_random_scatter.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nice oxymoron!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# who you calling an oxymoron?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Oxy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Oxy? Stop drawing attention to my hoofed feet you insensitive shite
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# OK
*distracts with Dixon's webbed hands*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# GO WEB GO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Gah, matlab.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# mmmm meatlab
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Is that a bunsen burner or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# just pleased
now hand over that lovely cayke
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# All I have is apple crumble
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Excellent!!
That sounds absolutely nommy - custard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I have just been watching some kind of cookery
programme and the food all looked scrumptious!

They even went to the farm where the man makes Stinky Bishop Cheeses....

NOM NOM NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I'm sorry but the name "Stinky Bishop Cheeses" made me feel quite ill
I love cookery programmes though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# But it is Wallace and Gromits favourite!
And it is washed with Perry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I had some mature cheddar "cornish cruncher" the other day
by god, it's yum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ooooh that sounds really nice!
Cheddar am the bestest! Where was it from?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Er, Tesco's I think
It has lots of calcium crystals in it, hence the crunchy bit

It is really really nom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Well I shall have to visit the bastion of cheap
food post haste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I tend to wash my stinky bishop cheese off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# me neither. but I do wonder whether it tastes like gorgonzola.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Have a nibble and let us know
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# How many days will it take to build up enough for cheese on toast.
Place your bets now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Now THAT'S newsletter material
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# well if it was a very small peice of toast...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Sadly not, nor ice cream.
On the plus side, I just got an enormous pork shoulder for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Silly porsche! Pork shoulder is not teabag
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# If I can find a big enough mug I'll prove you wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I'm a pretty big mug
Roast that pork shoulder, plenty of crackling

Insert into Dixon

nomnomnomnomnom

God, I'm starving.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It's 2.5 kg of solid meat and fat.
It's going to feed me for days
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Cook it with Pears!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I do enjoy eating a nice juicy pear now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# That would take AGES
I think an oven is best.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# sooo very very huuuungry
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
But what Dixon said, it is called Dinner you lardy commoner you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ah, but some people call lunch dinner.
The whole area is a minefield.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Only up north with you commoners like!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ning Mr of Dock Green!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Not too bad ta!
I'm at a friend's house and they are doing a massive spring clean, so I am sitting in a corner trying to keep out of the way while they hoover round my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# <3 matlab
although it isn't actually random. Computers generate pseudorandom numbers from highly nonlinear recurance relations. The size of the data sets generated seem to follow a uniform random distribution, despite being generated in a totally deterministic way.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# lol, random
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# pfft
Like I don't know that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# nope
i'm getting the same image each time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# LOL!
How big!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Edited
My apolgoies... knew I forgot something. Was it a sincere lol? :(
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Not really:P
It was a lil on the big side though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# How did you notice so quickly?
I can narrow it down to either:
- it having no distortion
- it took 0.2 seconds too long to load
- you right-click and view the file size of every image that's posted
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I right clicked
But you get an eye for that sort of thing. The colour quality normally tells you straight off.
I know in the last couple of months I've been branded as a board nazi but I'm just taking on board what pisses off other people.
OK I have capped broadband but I don't pay for it.
One I find that really cuts donw on image size is in it has loads of white in it, save it as a GIF not a JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *hammers hand up and down on Roonie's head*
nomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Today is quickly becoming very euphemistic....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I sometimes find all these easy euphemisms tiresome.
Can't someone give me a hard one?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I went into the pub the other day,
I said to the barmaid, can you use a euphemism please? She said, Ill give you one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# splendid
glorious. Lovely. w/y
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I don't think it'll be 2009 yet in sex days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah, it's product sales paranoia.
"They won't buy our game if it says 2008 on the cover and the year is 2009!"
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Also... sex days?
Can tell what's on your brain this afternoon.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hehehe!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)