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# Underneath the mask we discover that it's actually Liberace, arisen from the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Also, am I a tosser for loving the layout of this site?
www.chiptune.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Mmmm Amiga workbench.
*drools*

Amazingly well designed, I was honestly surprised and impressed that it wasn't Flash, but I can't imagine it being anything other than a nightmare to actually traverse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# that rapes my brain
 
/never had an Amiga
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# didn't look at the site
but tracking FTW!!1

impulse tracker used to rock, i might download it now
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)
# yes! long live liberace.
he's like dracuala, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# YES
And he made his lover get plastic surgery to look more like him.

I respect that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# if i was gay i would do the same thing. who wouldn';t enjoy fucking one's self?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)
# If I travelled back in time and fucked me up my own ass
would it be gay or would it be masturbation?

THIS QUESTION KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
# that depends on whether you told yourself about it.
 
AUTODRUGRAPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# And when I have my moment of realisation, do I travel into the future or the past to get my revenge?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# wouldn't getting revenge on a future or past self be pointless.
if you want to get revenge on yourself just drink a lot or move to australia.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# You have a valid point.
I might go buy some beer and sit in the park for a while. The sun is shining.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE, FUTURE ME
Ok, see you all in an hour or two.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# have fun.
im going to kick m future self's ass with bad food and ruin all her relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# eat something high in cholesterol
seal the deal
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:47, archived)
# Travel into the past and send the you then forward to just past you.
Return to present, wait to that time, and then have a threesum with yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# i always thought it would be the same as masturbation,
TIME/SPACE MASTURBATION.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# there's a book called "the time traveller's wife"
where this happens. guy hangs out in his bedroom with a younger version of himself. things get interesting. in walks dad who now thinks his son is gay.

the truth is even stranger ....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# isn't there also another story called like "we where zombies" or something
where the dude goes back in time and becomes a woman and fucks himself and gives birth to himself? dudes seem to think about this shit alot.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# Yep, golden age science fiction was filled with it.
Yet somehow, with access to time travel those authors
could think of no one, other than themselves, as of any
interest to their characters. Masturbation themes all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# I think I killed the board by leaving
SORRY GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Sounds like something Robert Heinlein would have written
during his incest-obsessed latter years
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# hey!
i'm waiting for the library to loan me that. i just put it on hold a little while ago.

spoooooooooooooky....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)