Check in your jacket pocket. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Ttssattsr,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29,
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Ah crap. Then whose jacket did I put the dead pelican in? Ttssattsr,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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You can't have him back, he's my mascot.Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Stinky Pete. Marvel at his decomposing skills.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32,
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will it take long?I have a taxi waiting...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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my mum's.which caused her to dreadfully paraphrase: "Such a wonderful bird is the pelican, for its beak can hold more than its belly can."
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33,
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Ha!You've just reminded me of:
"The Rain it raineth every day, upon the just and unjust fellah,
But more upon the just, because the unjust's nicked the just's umbrella"
("The Rain it raineth every day, upon the just and unjust fellah,
But more upon the just, because the unjust's nicked the just's umbrella"
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:42,
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:Doldpoetry.com/opoem/61673-Roald-Dahl-Little-Red-Riding-Hood-and-the-Wolf
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
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(The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45,
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