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# hehe
the commedian I saw last night was telling us how his dog deep throated itself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# did he kick it up the arse while it was
"applying its lipstick?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# No he went on about how dogs lick themselves
and he has the worlds randiest dog
And the dog started licking its cock
then started trying to deepthroat itself
then how it started thrusting its cock into its mouth
then how it was basically face-fucking itself
Then once it finished, his mother-in-law said "Looks like he could do with a walk"

It was well funny
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
the mother-in-law makes it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It was Rob Rouse, he is fantastic doing stand-up
I havent laughed so much in a long time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# My mate's dog used to get the other lady dog to do it for him
as he'd only end up biting himself.

She did. Slurpily. In front of as many people as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# you being there to take note
i presume :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I lived there....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)