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# he's bin house-trained now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# ... and this is where the magic happens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# hahahah
I like the dog bottom right
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
you like dog's bottoms



right
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# hehe
the commedian I saw last night was telling us how his dog deep throated itself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# did he kick it up the arse while it was
"applying its lipstick?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# No he went on about how dogs lick themselves
and he has the worlds randiest dog
And the dog started licking its cock
then started trying to deepthroat itself
then how it started thrusting its cock into its mouth
then how it was basically face-fucking itself
Then once it finished, his mother-in-law said "Looks like he could do with a walk"

It was well funny
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
the mother-in-law makes it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It was Rob Rouse, he is fantastic doing stand-up
I havent laughed so much in a long time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# My mate's dog used to get the other lady dog to do it for him
as he'd only end up biting himself.

She did. Slurpily. In front of as many people as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# you being there to take note
i presume :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I lived there....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# 'ello Epiphhhh
I just signed up for the Sheffield bash... Will there be cayke?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I dunno, I presume so, Mstandot is the ringleader, I hope theres cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Don't make it dirty, you wouldn't like him if you made it dirty
hahah, ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# You're older than me
*shows willy*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Arch I've been willied
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# That's not a willy . . .
THIS is a willy

/Crocodile Dundee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Yay, Dayve!
*úber-huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# you are right
crocodile dundee IS a willy :)
I havea word to describe you... paronomasiac... one who indulges in the world play of the punning kind :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Masionic?
one of those sneaky masons?!

why...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# becuse they can.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# :D
*likes*

Hmm, I thought my paintings had been looking straighter recently!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# *willies*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# good work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Happy birthday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# thanks fanny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# That brings back happy memories
of when Fanny Cradock's husband Johnny, at the end of one particular show, solemnly announced "...and I hope YOUR doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"

Ah, happy times.

Also, happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# He's Dyson with death there . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# This pun sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hoover'd you expect to bring the tone down?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# haha
there's no stoppin'im
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hehehe!
Oh how he hates dirt!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)