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# and if you eat sandwich filling without bread it doesn't count as having eaten
*eats ham out of the packet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *eats branston pickle directly out of jar*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# what sort of fresh madness is this?
HAM? Out of a packet? ... Cheese on Toast? For BREAKFAST?

Have I woken up in FRANCE?

HAM should be served between bread and swimming in so much Branston pickle that you can barely feel it let alone taste it.

BREAKFAST is toast with marmalade (WITH BITS YOU FUCKING WIMP), weak tea, porridge or corn flakes or a full cooked or kippers or scrambledied iggs or baked beans on toast and a poached igg if it's the weekend.

Cheese on Toast is the national dish if those savages to the West.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Marmalade is made out of piss and wrong and bleurgh.
MARMITE.

Right, time for coffee and a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT YOU NEVER MAKE PRIME MINISTER BECAUSE OF THIS!!!
you've made a powerful enemy here today...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# what are you feelings on Jam?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
how easily you've undone my resolve

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *slaps the Prof brutally around a bit*
Cut meat and cheese are all of the best kinds of thing for brek.

proper brek involves lamb chops, too.
...and fucking good coffee. and shit-loads of half and half orange and grapefruit juice.

Now, go and sit over there, and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# RARGRAARRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHARAGRRARRR
I will not tolerate this

LAMB CHOPS?

LAMB?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *straps the Prof into his 'special' jacket*
Now, you listen to me, sonny Jim -
Lamb Chops are god's very own nosh and are a spectacular breakfast item. The only proviso is that they have to be grilled, not done in a pan.

Oh no, there are some laws that simply cannot be broken.
These matters are an Empirical truth.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hmmmm
I hope to be able to conduct this gentlemanly disagreement in person some time.

For now I will acquiesce and consider this lamb chop idea.

I MAY even try it. Never let it be said that I'm not open to new ideas, sexual or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I agree about the coffee and the half and half and so on
(I was being facetious with the weak coffee etc).

However - I can't agree with lamb chops.

several courses, yes, cheeses, friuts, cooked and uncooked meat, breads, pastries... yes

porridge - yes... eggs, sausage, black pudding, white pudding. haggis... yes.

Prime cuts of meat? Not on my plate Franko!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Allow me, good sir, to cook you breakfast just one time
and the truth of this matter will be revealed to you.

and yes, although that sounds worryingly like a pick-up line, it's more that I'm sure you'd agree, having tried it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I don't mind if it's a pick up line
I'm flattered

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *blushes*
Oh, you.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)