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# They're tasty already...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

EDIT: Doesn't look good. Four ambulancesx outside EC station!

EDIT EDIT: Make that 4 Ambulances and 2 fire engines.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# oh noes.
ed: oo-er.

just start worrying when armed police show up

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Naaa there's a doughnut shop 200 yeards up the road
I doubt they'd make it past ther.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha!
there was the tiniest of fires (and I mean "a lit cigarrette") in my office last week, so about 3 fire engines turned up and blocked up Soho Square completely.... Utterly pointless....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Well I had to walk past to the accountants. They say that someone jumped on the line.
You don't need what is now 3 fire trucks, 6 ambulances, 10 police vans and cars and to close that station and the entirity of Earls Court Road off for that.
I did hear a police two sounding, 'do we know where the body is' though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# six ambulances for all the bits. the fire brigade to hose the train.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# gruesome.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# YUM KIPPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG
SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# what is it ?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I've started the campaign for you!
www.b3ta.com/board/8831618
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I saw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahahha!
*donates and votes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# eww you creepy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I've got a question for you:
would you like some toast?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i had cheese on toats for lunch
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# .....i could really do with some cheese on toast right now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it was really nice cheese as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# LUNCH?
it's not even 10 in the morning yet.

weirdo.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# it's about 8 in the evening
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# enough of your LIES!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Did I say lunch? No. No I did not.
All I wanted cheese on Toast. There are no laws governing correct times ofr cheese on toast; much like Bacon Sammiches, it is exempt from standard eating times.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# and if you eat sandwich filling without bread it doesn't count as having eaten
*eats ham out of the packet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *eats branston pickle directly out of jar*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# what sort of fresh madness is this?
HAM? Out of a packet? ... Cheese on Toast? For BREAKFAST?

Have I woken up in FRANCE?

HAM should be served between bread and swimming in so much Branston pickle that you can barely feel it let alone taste it.

BREAKFAST is toast with marmalade (WITH BITS YOU FUCKING WIMP), weak tea, porridge or corn flakes or a full cooked or kippers or scrambledied iggs or baked beans on toast and a poached igg if it's the weekend.

Cheese on Toast is the national dish if those savages to the West.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Marmalade is made out of piss and wrong and bleurgh.
MARMITE.

Right, time for coffee and a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT YOU NEVER MAKE PRIME MINISTER BECAUSE OF THIS!!!
you've made a powerful enemy here today...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# what are you feelings on Jam?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
how easily you've undone my resolve

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *slaps the Prof brutally around a bit*
Cut meat and cheese are all of the best kinds of thing for brek.

proper brek involves lamb chops, too.
...and fucking good coffee. and shit-loads of half and half orange and grapefruit juice.

Now, go and sit over there, and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# RARGRAARRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHARAGRRARRR
I will not tolerate this

LAMB CHOPS?

LAMB?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *straps the Prof into his 'special' jacket*
Now, you listen to me, sonny Jim -
Lamb Chops are god's very own nosh and are a spectacular breakfast item. The only proviso is that they have to be grilled, not done in a pan.

Oh no, there are some laws that simply cannot be broken.
These matters are an Empirical truth.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hmmmm
I hope to be able to conduct this gentlemanly disagreement in person some time.

For now I will acquiesce and consider this lamb chop idea.

I MAY even try it. Never let it be said that I'm not open to new ideas, sexual or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8831768
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I agree about the coffee and the half and half and so on
(I was being facetious with the weak coffee etc).

However - I can't agree with lamb chops.

several courses, yes, cheeses, friuts, cooked and uncooked meat, breads, pastries... yes

porridge - yes... eggs, sausage, black pudding, white pudding. haggis... yes.

Prime cuts of meat? Not on my plate Franko!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Allow me, good sir, to cook you breakfast just one time
and the truth of this matter will be revealed to you.

and yes, although that sounds worryingly like a pick-up line, it's more that I'm sure you'd agree, having tried it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I don't mind if it's a pick up line
I'm flattered

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *blushes*
Oh, you.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# how about a muffin?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# :D
I'm giving up now as I'd just be c+ping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# a _white_ hole?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# like the holes you get in milk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# oh those holes
milky holes.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# it is a smoked herring
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# yom yom yom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# less than a week late.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# THat's early by b3ta standards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :D
That's made me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# urgh!
FISH
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Isn't he that Indian actor chappie?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Yum
Kipper.

etc etc...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I was thinking of this the other day. Bloody Jewish holidays meaning I have to do more work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)