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# I'm at w**k, and haven't got it installed, and am afraid to in case IT rape me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# You're at wank?
I'd be scared as well
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Well, I can understand your reluctance, in that case
if they look anything like the IT trolls we have here.

*fears*

Edit: Admin privs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *willfully installs anything*
/IT can't understand Macs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh, you have no idea...
My lovely shiny MacBook pro came up from them with what they called (company x)'s 'standard desktop build'.

I then proceeded to take the unit home, wipe the hard drive, and do it myself. Properly.

'standard desktop build', my arse, it works now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# wtf is a standard desktop build?
sounds too PC to me


I need to purchase and install Leopard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# What is this 'purchase' of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# The problem is you were trying to use it as a computer, not as a desktop
*offers coaster*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ah, that's the reason NOTHING our IT dept ever do
actually works properly.

Oooh! Nice coasters, btw. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# tell me what font I'll link it on a safe site and you'll easily be able to just drop in C:/windows/fonts
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Aww, he so lovely, he so lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Alternatively you can just go to IT and say.
I'm making this leaflet etc for work and I found a font I like could you install it for me as I don't know how:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# That wouldn't work at my place
The only thing they know how to do is 'lose' (ie sell) software licenses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I've got about 200 fonts I shouldn't have
don't be such a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)