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# Steve Martin again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Oh no, my love's at an end.
Oh no, Steve Martin again
and you know it's hard to pretend.
Oh no, Steve Martin again
Too bad I'm losing a friend.
Oh no, Steve Martin again
Oh, will my heart never mend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I once walked out of the back entrance of the National Portrait Gallery in London (by mistake), while telling someone about Steve Martin rollerblading
around a museum in L.A. Story.

Just as i finished a guy in a business suit and a flapping brown raincoat came whoosing past on rollerblades clutching a briefcase.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# He had grey hair and I didn't really catch a good look at his face.
So I assumed it was Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Was it Inspector Gadget?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# ooh-oooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I had a crush on Penny's dog*
On that note, goodnight you lovely people

* You expecting a "lies" down here or something? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# :D I know you far too well.
Nighty night, most favourite of Dixies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# pleased to meet you.. wont you guess my name
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# :D best misunderstanding ever.
I've clicked this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# lol :D
i was out last night and there was frnech people with instruments jamming so i joined in.. we played this but i was too drunk so i forgot the sodding chorus.. how i managed that i'm not really sure.. but it was still fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I'd have grabbed the bongos
naturally. I have a congenital gift for bongos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# there was djembes and cardboard tubes.
which i also my hands attacked with vim and vigour :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# DJEMBES
We've got one of them. It's got a lizard on it that looks like my baby Fran-Ban-Woo-Pie-Fantastico.

Edit: Nighty night all, I'm off home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# i have one too
my dog took a wee on it yesterday, twice!

EDIT: G'Night
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Could well have been a mix of the two now you mention it
It was a Gadget style raincoat
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# is that his medic alert bracelet?
in case of emergency phone 1-800-HOCKEYMOM
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# She says "Hockey Mom" but really she means 'Ice Hockey Mom'
There's a big difference. An Ice Hockey mom sits in an air conditioned ice rink on comfy seats with all mod-cons at her disposal and their kid all safely padded up.

A Hockey Mom stands around in the rain on some muddy grass watching her kid get big wodden sticks swung at their legs every 5 seconds and the occasional ball in the face at short corners.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)