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# They are indeed dainty and tiny
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Tiny handed women for the win.
Maybe we should have some sort of 'we wear kids gloves' club. Or 'we can dry the bottom of the glass' club.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ha, can't dry the bottom of glasses
Last time I tried I sliced my hand open when the glass cracked :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Ouuuuuchie :-(
I think I suprised my friends when I managed to fit into a solid plastic bangle designed for little girls. Suprised myself a bit. It took a while to come off though :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ah yes, very good at getting my hand INTO things
It's getting them out again I have problems with.



And I am aware that that statement could be taken to be completely filthy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# As if I would ever take something filthily.
Paragon of virtue, me.

;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Sitting there polishing your halo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *rubs ring*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *naughty giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I'll do yours as well if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
*not sure what to say*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I'll cry if you don't say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Well, yes then
Can't have the dear Cap'n in tears!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
Bend over, Blacktrellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# O_O Why is that poker red?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# It's paint. Just paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ah ok then
*bends*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond ordered some leggings online the other day
When they arrived they were kids' leggings - age 10!

Obviously I found this MASSIVELY arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
I've got some small/medium leggings that fit, that's pleasing enough for my wobbly self.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Mrs. Undercover is about 6 foot and a million or something (a deal taller than me anyway)
and so has a problem when it comes to tights and leggings because the only people who have realised that women don't get wider as they get taller are Wolford... who make the MOST expensive tights ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# For a short cow
I've got silly length legs, so tights are always too short for me too. I just lop the ends off them now, hem them and then wear socks and long boots with them. The only ones I've got that are long enough were some cheapies from Tesco that fit, strangely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
like tiny kitten paws.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Only less furry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)