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[challenge entry] Why are you looking at a picture of my dressing gown?

From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 133 entries (closed)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Such dainty hands
have a click, dainty hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# They are indeed dainty and tiny
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Tiny handed women for the win.
Maybe we should have some sort of 'we wear kids gloves' club. Or 'we can dry the bottom of the glass' club.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ha, can't dry the bottom of glasses
Last time I tried I sliced my hand open when the glass cracked :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Ouuuuuchie :-(
I think I suprised my friends when I managed to fit into a solid plastic bangle designed for little girls. Suprised myself a bit. It took a while to come off though :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ah yes, very good at getting my hand INTO things
It's getting them out again I have problems with.



And I am aware that that statement could be taken to be completely filthy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# As if I would ever take something filthily.
Paragon of virtue, me.

;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Sitting there polishing your halo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *rubs ring*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *naughty giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I'll do yours as well if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
*not sure what to say*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I'll cry if you don't say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Well, yes then
Can't have the dear Cap'n in tears!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
Bend over, Blacktrellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# O_O Why is that poker red?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# It's paint. Just paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ah ok then
*bends*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond ordered some leggings online the other day
When they arrived they were kids' leggings - age 10!

Obviously I found this MASSIVELY arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
I've got some small/medium leggings that fit, that's pleasing enough for my wobbly self.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Mrs. Undercover is about 6 foot and a million or something (a deal taller than me anyway)
and so has a problem when it comes to tights and leggings because the only people who have realised that women don't get wider as they get taller are Wolford... who make the MOST expensive tights ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# For a short cow
I've got silly length legs, so tights are always too short for me too. I just lop the ends off them now, hem them and then wear socks and long boots with them. The only ones I've got that are long enough were some cheapies from Tesco that fit, strangely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
like tiny kitten paws.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Only less furry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# As my old grandad used to say
"Always go for the girls with tiny hands".
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Blummin hell! WOOHOOYAYHOUPLAH!
MC Escher - best of all the rapping mathematical conundrum-based illustrators.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# THIS FOR THE WIN
also - Trelly has very sexy hands!

*fetishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hand fetishist too huh?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahahahahahah
woo!


get dressed!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# No, I am comfy
So there :P
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# have you tidied up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# No, I am fighting 'Can'tbearseditis'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# if you find the cure let me know
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I'm on a clinical trial to see if b3ta is the cure
It seems not so far, but I'll give it some more time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I like it!
Ecsher-sketch?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha, very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ningles Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# 'ello fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I like three things in three minutes.
What's gone wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# The Hadron Collider blew up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# In my head, apparently.
Hangovers. Who is responsible for them? The cunts. Whoever they are.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ....but how did you take the picture?
Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I pressed the camera button with my tongue
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# because you haven't taken it off yet.
nice pic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# haha
excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Inspired by your good shiny reflective self :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# thank you.
I often take pictures of myself to inspire females on the internet to make some special art. This is the first time it has worked.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Just think what inspiration it would have been if you'd been nekkid
Oh well, next time perhaps
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that.
Dammit.

Good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# DAMMIT
I've been trying to do that, but holding the camera in my teeth started to hurt...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I rather like this!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# oh hell yes! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Good stuff Ma'am!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Further clickies from me
One of my favourite pics (and prominent in my favourite book as pimped on the QOTW recently)
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)