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# george bush doesn't care about blind people
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# blindist
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# is that you, ma?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# yes,
now pay me keep!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# You're a mother?
Son! when did this happen? I'm so proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# GRANDMA we love you
grandma we doooooooooooo
Even though you're far away
Doo dee da doooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ARGH!
shouldn't I actually get to have a kid before I have to be a grandmother?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# What do you call Ives, eh?!
Oh, how quickly they forget.

Just because your ladygarden is still as teeny as a vole's nostril doesn't mean you can just give him up when he is weighed down with child.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Nah, it's like a bucket
Too much fisting in my first experimental years

*sigh* where's JPG when you need him, I think I could have genuinely got a certificate for that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# er
[CERTIFICATE]


There you go, petal.

To be fair, that wasn't a bad mental image at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# knowing you
you've got some sort of mental image going on where you're triumphant like this : \o/

and you've got lady shaped boxing gloves on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# it's all part of my Capt. Wow and Jessie moist-puppet extravaganza.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# it'd be cool if Jessie and I could face each other
and play pattycake. Or poker on top of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# You're the puppets.
I'll decide.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahah, thanks

Kegels ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Some women don't do it.
Ever.

Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)