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# poor stevie


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DE-RIS: uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20081016/ten-wonder-s-home-burnt-down-by-wildfire-c60bd6d.html
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# george bush doesn't care about blind people
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# blindist
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# is that you, ma?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# yes,
now pay me keep!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# You're a mother?
Son! when did this happen? I'm so proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# GRANDMA we love you
grandma we doooooooooooo
Even though you're far away
Doo dee da doooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ARGH!
shouldn't I actually get to have a kid before I have to be a grandmother?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# What do you call Ives, eh?!
Oh, how quickly they forget.

Just because your ladygarden is still as teeny as a vole's nostril doesn't mean you can just give him up when he is weighed down with child.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Nah, it's like a bucket
Too much fisting in my first experimental years

*sigh* where's JPG when you need him, I think I could have genuinely got a certificate for that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# er
[CERTIFICATE]


There you go, petal.

To be fair, that wasn't a bad mental image at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# knowing you
you've got some sort of mental image going on where you're triumphant like this : \o/

and you've got lady shaped boxing gloves on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# it's all part of my Capt. Wow and Jessie moist-puppet extravaganza.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# it'd be cool if Jessie and I could face each other
and play pattycake. Or poker on top of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# You're the puppets.
I'll decide.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahah, thanks

Kegels ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Some women don't do it.
Ever.

Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Too brown
and I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Mcainist
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Gaycist
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Bassist
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# gayfist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# fireist
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# CYSTS. IN YOUR EYES. EYE-CYSTS. ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# THEM AS WELL.
PROGNOSIS: WERE FUCKED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Now my eyes feel all strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I want laser eye surgery.
Some one lend me £1000.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *rummages in pockets*
here, have £3000 just in case the bus ride home is more than you think
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I've got a laser pointer and will do it for 500 of your pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# *offers monopoly money
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I keep getting emails about discounts for that.
Although every time I say I want it some friend or family member tells me I suit my glasses.

I'm fed up of not being able to find them without them on, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I cant mosh with glasses.
They fly off and get trampled :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# There's that as well
although I just can't mosh anymore, too bonefucked. Also the last pit I was in there was some cock-end windmilling with his fucking keys in his hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I tend to be of the opinion if I happen to be in a mosh pit
that everybody is a cock and have no appreciation for the music, just feel obliged to conform to the idea that everyone must jump into, elbow and stamp on each other.

When I go to see a band, I go to see the band. Not wrestle with fucking retards.

Edit: Not aimed at you, just moshers in general. There were moshers all over the place at the festival I was recently at, when the majority of the music wasn't even that moshy.
I managed to take out a couple of emo pricks during a "wall of death" or whatever the fuck it's called, but felt no pride, only futility.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# blindafroamericansingersongwriterophobe
also, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Arf... Pearoast - The adventures of Stevie and Ray: Jedi Training

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Number 5 is my fave :p
(Virulent, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i remember him
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Wildfire is a racist slur.
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