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# Now my eyes feel all strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I want laser eye surgery.
Some one lend me £1000.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *rummages in pockets*
here, have £3000 just in case the bus ride home is more than you think
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I've got a laser pointer and will do it for 500 of your pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# *offers monopoly money
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I keep getting emails about discounts for that.
Although every time I say I want it some friend or family member tells me I suit my glasses.

I'm fed up of not being able to find them without them on, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I cant mosh with glasses.
They fly off and get trampled :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# There's that as well
although I just can't mosh anymore, too bonefucked. Also the last pit I was in there was some cock-end windmilling with his fucking keys in his hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I tend to be of the opinion if I happen to be in a mosh pit
that everybody is a cock and have no appreciation for the music, just feel obliged to conform to the idea that everyone must jump into, elbow and stamp on each other.

When I go to see a band, I go to see the band. Not wrestle with fucking retards.

Edit: Not aimed at you, just moshers in general. There were moshers all over the place at the festival I was recently at, when the majority of the music wasn't even that moshy.
I managed to take out a couple of emo pricks during a "wall of death" or whatever the fuck it's called, but felt no pride, only futility.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)