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# I don't have a problem with her goddess status.
It's just that of an evening, she like to chow down on Fat Pat off Eastenders' sagging gunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I can taste sick
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# are you Valerie Singleton?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# no but I do feel violated and not in a good way
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# she's bi then
last i heard she used to shag pete's brains out of an evening.
fact.

edit/ also,
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/24/television.gayrights
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
Of course, I am talking nonsense.
It's just a malicious rumour I like to spread now and again.

Just like Val likes to spread Pam's boak
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# you believed it to be true :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Not since 1997 when I first heard it.
I still tell interested strangers the story as if it's true though.

*buffs liar badge*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# *steals the word 'gunt'*
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)