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# Hilarity in .gif form
but you may want to link it for the sake of people's bandwidth.

Not mine, you understand, as I'm stealing the company's internet. But other, law abiding, citizens.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# where are these law abiding citizens of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I'm honestly sure
that apart from small children, I don't think I've EVER met a law-abiding citizen. Everyone does or has done something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I'm doing it right now
and it feeeeels goooooood
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# At the moment I am crime-free.
This is because I'm not at my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# but you're responsible for what's in your house
... so in the eyes of the law...

which is a chuffing liberty because all the filth I know are out of their gourds most of the time on coke anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# :D I've smoked with many a copper
bless their hearts. I love the po-lice. (I'm not taking the piss, I really do)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# at lot of my mates have psychology degrees and so got fast tracked into the Rozzers
... they're dead canny most of them (it does change a person though... institutional racism and such like)... special cunt stubbles are a different story - jumped up little pricks (in my limited experience)

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# what's a law abiding citizen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I've never met one
But, apparently, they all read the Daily Mail.

"Law Abiding, British tax-payers who give their money to the guvmint to fund the 6 bed mansion full of immigrunts *foam, froth*"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ahhh. I thought they all read the Daily Telegraph
"Law abiding fair dinkum battlers duped by bank"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# someone who hasn't been caught yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)