OK , then.
I'd 'pressure cook' her
/Rhyming slang
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:57,
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And a euphemsim was born...
"I pressured cooked her and then went outside for a smoke".
It might work...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:01,
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