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# 'We're heading for Venus.....'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# SPANG!


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# MMMMmmmm.....Kate Humble...
Yes I would eat humble pie!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm. Humble Piiiiiiiiiie.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Wouldn't she be a bit tough for a pie at that age?
Maybe if you pressure cook her?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# OK , then.
I'd "pressure cook" her

/Rhyming slang
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# And a euphemsim was born...
"I pressured cooked her and then went outside for a smoke".

It might work...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I would do her
but her over large hands put me off a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# More shaft wrappage...
Any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Sometimes, I believe you just come here because you like to get spanged
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I think in Pun.
Which is wasted in "real life"
Example:at work you need your ID badge to get staff discounted meals, the paper saying this has an example of an id card,with a gir'ls face and the name,Amy Sample.
So I said to till lady:
"If that's her real name people will take the piss"

She replied, "I don't know who it is"!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I think of puns all the time
that don't work IRL

but that doesn't mean I post them here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# BUT STILL WE STAND TALL
(i think there is a you tube i saw on the links board of a guy doing that song on a ukulele)

edit I don't have the link to the link but I have the link.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU
perhaps I should spend less time on links
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha that wur fcukin eight-'ace
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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)