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# One of those pesky blighters is responsible for me being
totally, utterly, and annoyingly awake at 6:40am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# do women have some kind of subconscious anti-wee mechanism like blokes do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# We don't wet outselves, if that's what you mean.
I'm not sure. Leg clamping?

I just tried to get back into my superwickedcool zombie dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ok, now you've got me all curious, what was the "superwickedcool zombie dream"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Fighting off zombies
whilst being in some strange office block.

I am quite the Palin in my dreams, I just don't hunt moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahah, how cool :D
I had a strange dream about being a part of some SAS liberation of hostages or something... I can't quite remember.

It may well have been down to watching Ultimate Force on sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I watched tropic thunder last night
it's... alright. Not overly poor. About the best thing in it is this Vietnamese toddler's face, but the other stuff's ok too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I found it very hit and miss, but Cruise's dance was brillaint!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# What's that?
The wee hard-on kind of helps, but when it comes to actually having the wee, it's somewhat of a hinderance
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I never have any problems getting back to sleep
After speaking to a few people who do, I have concluded that i am lucky indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Oh no, I didn't want to get out of the warm bed into the cold room
so I was just awake and desperate, but still in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ooh no, that doesn't sound nice at all :(
I used to live in a horrible cold flat under renovation and I hated getting out of bed to wee (cold flat, floor covered in rubble and dirt), so I just learned to secretly wee into a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# if I could do that with a duvet and blankie on
whilst lying down, I'd be so proud of myself it'd have been the first thing I posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# You need to buy one of those hospital wee things
A bottle, not a catheter. I think a catheter is somewhat over-reaching...although buying a special wee bottle is probably also a bit OTT. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I have some catheters somewhere
that's what happens when your friend who has spina bifida decides to give you impromptu presents, especially when they think you'd appreciate it.

I did, but I haven't used any. The idea of urethral penetration (or at least that where it'd be me receiving) makes me feel a bit odd.

Hooray for too much information.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hmm
Doesn't float my splendid boat either.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *sneezums*
How geht it, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Not too bad ta
Was in Hamburg at the weekend visiting friends - grand time had by all

We ended the night in a cafe eating chips and watching really tacky 80's music videos
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# That sounds gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Twas
We stayed in a cheap hotel (Hotel Cafe Keese) right on the Reeperbahn (so bloody loud) - but with earplugs it was great.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I stayed there
hotel star something, I think.

I am cold, but excessively well groomed as I don't have time to do make-up tonight before running off to London.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Ooh lovely
Wrap up well me lovely and drink lots of tea.

Wave hello to the boosh for me - I can't make my trip now so I have 2 tickets for Nottingham sitting here looking at me :(

Will be ebaying them later I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I was wondering
what is the reason for such antimerriment?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Can't afford the flight and related hotel costs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# shitbags.
Sorry petal. They'll probably be pish now they're believing all their own hype.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# If you go believing they will be pish, you will have a truly fabulous evening :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)