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# This would work,
as everybody knows that dead people taste of Marmite when they are licked.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Precisely...
leave me in the room with the supposed cadaver and if you return to my howling and licking the curtains you'll know they're dead.

Marmite is the devil's own shit.

Bleh!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Marmite is ultimate win you freak!
I ran out on Saturday :(
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Old blood smells like marmite. Trufax.
Or at least, MY old blood does.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ..perhaps you are very yeasty...
...


(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Careful.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# the ammount of elipses shows my unsureness of whether to post it.
meh :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Why I outta.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# are you the source of all Marmite?
... perhaps the Australians should have a mythical quest to slay you... then Vegemite would win forevermore
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Sod off, Australians. Don't be killing me, now.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# YEAH
*shakes fist in anger*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Well that is because Jewish people are actually
37.8% marmite.

However, it is South African marmite as that is the only one which is Kosher.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# setdefricin marmite must be tried, then.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That is?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yerwhat?
Say it out loud. Setdefricin.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oh I see!
I was pronouncing the c as if it were an s sound, as in Ricin :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ahhhhh. Well...don't.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# fun het icks
:D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)