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# I get it.
The house is on fire, and he's blind, so he can't see the fire, but he notices it's hot, but he's blind because he can't see the fire, so he thinks maybe it's just a very hot house that should have had air-conditioning, and he can't smell the smoke because he's blind.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# is he also
stupid in some way?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Duh, he can't even READ.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# a bird outside my window just made a noise like
Jurassic Park... I think this is it for me

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# FUCK OFF BIRD
there. All sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
I showed your post to the bird and it's fucked of...

although I think this shows that the birds can read... so I'm only going to say nice things about them from now on...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I don't care.
All birds are paedophiles and they live in bottoms and cheat at scrabble and lie all the time to other birds just to get them into their nests and then they kill them in an homage to Peter Sutcliffe the Bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# seen the talking bird on /links?
creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Not yet, but I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# so brave
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# didn't you know?
all birds are evolved directly from dinosaurs. that's why the have little arms under their feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# THEY GOT SMART!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I'M shouting THE WRONG BIT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yes, the smoke has deprived his brain of oxygen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# no, just blind, that's why it's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# but wait?
just how HILARIOUS is blind?

Would it be funny to blind Roy "Chubby" Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# of course it would
how is that ever in question?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# does it have something to do with the Question Mark
or possibly the bit where the tone of my voice goes up at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# you're an aussie?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# no
I just dress to the left sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I've tried it.
It was shit for me, but I'm sure it was hilarious for others. I can only assume it was, as I was unable to see them.

I would prefer Roy "Chubby" Brown to suffer from something less hilarious and more debilitating and painful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
ingrowing erectile haemorrhoid?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# anal cysts.
Fun to have and fun to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I hope I never find out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)