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# Unfortunate duets #21
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# first
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I tought shouting 'First' will give you a permaban?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ooh that would be fun
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# really?
makes sense, this is the only message board i've seen that doesnt do it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# haha
legendary cliffhanger thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# one philosophy?
smells of solipsism tp me :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# "I just falled to say I love yooooou"
sorry
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# "and I mean it from the bottom of this cliff"
little bit sorry
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# haha
don't stop now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# aaahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha
he's fucking blind
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# what goes '*ring *ring.. AARRGH!'?
stevie wonder answering the iron.


/so very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# a man with a ring-activated spike hidden in the crotch of his thong
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# what goes ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone?
Me at work whenever the phone rings in an attempt to annoy my colleague so much she hits me. Almost there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# fart
VERY loudly then cup it at her

and film it...


....profit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# But I'm a LADY
and it's much more fun doing silent ones and blaming them on other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# or noisey ones and blaming them on other people
and making them apologise

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# :D I'm not quite that cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you could be though
I see the potential in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Lady???hahahahahahahahah
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# More of a lady than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Only anatomically.
Not tht i'm suggesting I am Ladylike in any way!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I don't like all this abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# emphasis on "this"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Tis but fun , my lovely Cap'n


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# you love it

now DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO!
*sigh*

sorry...

...i've many a lady friend who can out fart me, and the smell....oh GOD...the smell
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# we've all got IBS, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# im not supprised with those alco-pop thingys
*bleugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# a. I don't drink, unless JPG's about.
b. I certainly don't drink children's booze.
c. the little goblin, c his little feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# "c" made me laugh
far more than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# it was the best I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# creep up behind her and simultaniously sneeze and throw a palmful of water down her neck
repeat as often as necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha good plan, batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# sings: #I got this feeling, so a-peeling, let's get together and sing, SING!#
#It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest! Cellular, modular, interactiv-odular!#
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I get it.
The house is on fire, and he's blind, so he can't see the fire, but he notices it's hot, but he's blind because he can't see the fire, so he thinks maybe it's just a very hot house that should have had air-conditioning, and he can't smell the smoke because he's blind.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# is he also
stupid in some way?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Duh, he can't even READ.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# a bird outside my window just made a noise like
Jurassic Park... I think this is it for me

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# FUCK OFF BIRD
there. All sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
I showed your post to the bird and it's fucked of...

although I think this shows that the birds can read... so I'm only going to say nice things about them from now on...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I don't care.
All birds are paedophiles and they live in bottoms and cheat at scrabble and lie all the time to other birds just to get them into their nests and then they kill them in an homage to Peter Sutcliffe the Bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# seen the talking bird on /links?
creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Not yet, but I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# so brave
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# didn't you know?
all birds are evolved directly from dinosaurs. that's why the have little arms under their feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# THEY GOT SMART!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I'M shouting THE WRONG BIT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yes, the smoke has deprived his brain of oxygen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# no, just blind, that's why it's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# but wait?
just how HILARIOUS is blind?

Would it be funny to blind Roy "Chubby" Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# of course it would
how is that ever in question?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# does it have something to do with the Question Mark
or possibly the bit where the tone of my voice goes up at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# you're an aussie?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# no
I just dress to the left sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I've tried it.
It was shit for me, but I'm sure it was hilarious for others. I can only assume it was, as I was unable to see them.

I would prefer Roy "Chubby" Brown to suffer from something less hilarious and more debilitating and painful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
ingrowing erectile haemorrhoid?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# anal cysts.
Fun to have and fun to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I hope I never find out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# stevie wonder, he wondered what you look like, stevie wonder, he wondered what you look like...
Sing along everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# stevie looked, he wonderd what you like!
laa laa laa
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Boon!
Rocky was one of my first crushes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# nnggh
(Coca Hogg, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
brilliant!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)