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# me, for one.
i just want to know what happens next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Something involving an animal with tits most likely
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# i don't care about the tits
i'm all about the storyline
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# LOL TITS BLATENTLY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# it's alright
for those of you with your own, what are the rest of us meant to do?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# look, lust and wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I'll play with mine.
they are getting quite a handful and a good substitute for the wife's, considering they seem to be things of the past ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# i can do what i like with mine
they are curiously resistant to pain...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I had a lady friend
like that from Yemen if I recall. but she just got to weird for me, it got to the point of lit cigarette lighters on her nipples and I had to bail.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i don't do stuff like that
but it came in handy with one particular ex, he almost bit my nipple off! i'm just glad it didn't hurt much!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I don't mind a bit of
bouncing each other around the room and I still have a bit of stamina for an old bloke but I'm afraid I like things pretty tame these days. Although if I've been drinking then get set for a long night and if I've been near MDMA then don't expect sleep any time in the next 12 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# 12 hours?
bloody hell, it's been so long, i'd settle for 12 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Curiously resistant, hmmm,
so they somehow view pain objectively in the third person and get dissociated.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# yes. yes they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# WOW sentient tits
I thought I'd seen every variety, never thought of talking to them though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# just look back over the last 3 years.
pick a day. that's what happens next.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# but....but.....
I NEED TO KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Well. SA is pretty much Portal at the moment. Apparently someone can only draw cats with tits, and not figure out a story arc which isn't ripped straight off something he played.
I guess next up:

The cats and shit sneak away to the centre of wherever they are. Perhaps whilst doing that, the eyebrow guy will rub up against the cat with tits.

They will then meet the computer who killed everyone. They might fight it, or have sex with it.

The computer gets killed/kills itself.

They all go home. The penguin probably gets stuck in the sink or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# And then MOISTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# this sounds promising
especially the be-sinked penguin and the prospect of moisture.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)