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# Another for the furry file (NSFW if boss into feathers)
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Turning this into a bit of a collection. Don't believe this is as good as my bear tits. Feathers are hard.
(2 Owls? I'm there. has unorthodox kung-fu., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Great fuckable tits
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# look at all that breast meat!
get the pancakes, lads!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# The return of JJ will
be heralded by some.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Loathed by others?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Hey don't put words in my mouth.
just beer, lovely beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I wish I could piss Lambrini
Or drink Beer/Cider and piss out Lambrini

Then drink Whiskey/Rum and piss out Champagne

That'd be my power in Heroes
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# haha.
I'd be your sidekick!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# That's a deal,
if this happens we're doing it. Not doing 'IT' I mean doing that up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I sort of miss trolling him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Did he leave in a huff?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# no, that was too quick
he left in an hour and a huff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# So really, if pasanonic died in his sleep tonight
b3ta would become good?

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Currently the funniest post on this page.
'Nuff said.








Except this: Jolly Jack's stuf does not cause me to question my sexuality, so I can enjoy it without being disturbed in the least.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# me, for one.
i just want to know what happens next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Something involving an animal with tits most likely
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# i don't care about the tits
i'm all about the storyline
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# LOL TITS BLATENTLY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# it's alright
for those of you with your own, what are the rest of us meant to do?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# look, lust and wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I'll play with mine.
they are getting quite a handful and a good substitute for the wife's, considering they seem to be things of the past ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# i can do what i like with mine
they are curiously resistant to pain...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I had a lady friend
like that from Yemen if I recall. but she just got to weird for me, it got to the point of lit cigarette lighters on her nipples and I had to bail.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i don't do stuff like that
but it came in handy with one particular ex, he almost bit my nipple off! i'm just glad it didn't hurt much!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I don't mind a bit of
bouncing each other around the room and I still have a bit of stamina for an old bloke but I'm afraid I like things pretty tame these days. Although if I've been drinking then get set for a long night and if I've been near MDMA then don't expect sleep any time in the next 12 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# 12 hours?
bloody hell, it's been so long, i'd settle for 12 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Curiously resistant, hmmm,
so they somehow view pain objectively in the third person and get dissociated.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# yes. yes they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# WOW sentient tits
I thought I'd seen every variety, never thought of talking to them though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# just look back over the last 3 years.
pick a day. that's what happens next.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# but....but.....
I NEED TO KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Well. SA is pretty much Portal at the moment. Apparently someone can only draw cats with tits, and not figure out a story arc which isn't ripped straight off something he played.
I guess next up:

The cats and shit sneak away to the centre of wherever they are. Perhaps whilst doing that, the eyebrow guy will rub up against the cat with tits.

They will then meet the computer who killed everyone. They might fight it, or have sex with it.

The computer gets killed/kills itself.

They all go home. The penguin probably gets stuck in the sink or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# And then MOISTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# this sounds promising
especially the be-sinked penguin and the prospect of moisture.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# haha!
Great Tits like coconuts, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# HONK! HONK!
There's no better way to start the day than a nice, steaming glass of duck milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Nippy duck nips duck . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)