You could vote for my Tubathat has no horses in it
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27,
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You are the master of the unexpected horseHOW DO WE KNOW THERE ARE NO HORSES IN THERE??
IT'S A TRAP, EVERYONE - RUN FOR YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!!!!!
(IT'S A TRAP, EVERYONE - RUN FOR YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!!!!!
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28,
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*removes shoe**removes sock*
*clips 3½ cm of crusty gnarled yellow toe nail off big toe*
*chases Dixon with it*
(*clips 3½ cm of crusty gnarled yellow toe nail off big toe*
*chases Dixon with it*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30,
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AAARRRGGGHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOAs a wee Dixon I once was visiting my gran and in the field behind her house the farmer appeared to be giving the horse new shoes, so I went to go watch him.
He gave me a "horse shoe" and I proudly went home to show my gran and parents.
It was just the trimming off the fucking hoof.
Arsehole farmer.
(He gave me a "horse shoe" and I proudly went home to show my gran and parents.
It was just the trimming off the fucking hoof.
Arsehole farmer.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32,
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Hahahahahahaha!My assistant is now convinced I'm a 'tard
err . . . like he was unsure until now
(err . . . like he was unsure until now
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36,
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I fully endorse this Tuba.I have filled out my slip, please point me in the direction of the nearest ballot box.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30,
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